Young and in Love

There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart's Desire.... that is, as beginnings go, not entirely novel, (for every tale about every young man there ever was or will be could start in a similar manner)
- first lines of the novel Stardust by Neil Gaiman

"I am the most miserable person who ever lived," he said to Lord Primus...
"You are young and in love," said Primus. "Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived."
- Tristran Thorn to Lord Primus of Huon, Stardust